My Top Ten Greatest Fears! September 11, 2009

Time for some fun…so today I thought I would list my 10 greatest fears…

#1 – That Charisse will one day want a cat!

#2 – That Dora would somehow become a person in real life, become best friends with Charisse and move into my house.

#3 – That I will drive a mini-van…and I’ll like it.  (I hear a song, “I drove a van and I liked it…”)

#4 – That Chris Elrod and Ed Stetzer will quit their jobs in ministry and become topless dancers!

#5 – That worship music will begin to trend towards polka!

#6 – That someone will make me trade in my Yukon for a Prius!

#7 – That God will tell me that I must become a vegan AND give up desserts forever!

#8 – That Charisse will attend the University of South Carolina and be a cheerleader for their football team!

#9 – That Lucretia will begin to think skinny jeans are what I need to be wearing!

#10 – That Lucretia and Charisse will take an interest in gardening and convince me that we should do it as a family!